Dirt Bitch
Lyrics By:
Erik Libbert
Music By:
Chad Hamlin & Erik Libbert
This is the story about how I found my soul mate,
And everything that I went through, to be with her.
Most of you won’t understand. You’ll say I’m a monster.
But this is something she and I already knew.
I want a dirt-bitch! A cemetery girl
Un un-dead woman who can rock my world
A real dirt-bitch! Returned to life.
Fresh from the grave, a rotten, zombie bride.
I meet the girls I date at work; there’s new arrivals every night.
But, I rarely get them all alone before they’ve passed their prime.
As a mortician, however, I don’t mind the smells of formaldehyde and death.
I find dead girls more attractive than the ones still drawing breath.
I lived this lifestyle for years; I was a graveyard bachelor.
Fresh cemetery girls replaced the ripening.
Until I met my true love: C.L. – Saranghaeyo
I brought her back to prove my love for her was real.
I want a dirt-bitch! A cemetery girl
Un un-dead woman who can rock my world
A real dirt-bitch! Returned to life.
Fresh from the grave, a rotten, zombie bride.
The moon shines on the tombstones in the city of the dead.
I must disinter my fiancée before we can be wed.
Black magic, resurrection spells restore her corpse to life.
In our wedding bed, her casket, I de-flower my undead wife.
I want a dirt-bitch! A cemetery girl
Un un-dead woman who can rock my world
A real dirt-bitch! Returned to life.
Fresh from the grave, a rotten, zombie bride.
Though advanced decay has set in, since the day I dug her up,
My walking dead girl’s still my queen, the zombie I like fuck
Eternally we’ll be together, our desires will never change.
I’ll always love the way she looks and she’ll always want my brains.